Dead Island: My PS3 Struggle, Why I Will Never Shop in Game Again, and How I Got A Free Forrest Gump DVD

STORY TIME!

In the Christmas of 2012, I was 16 years old with a ton of exams and very little money. Owning a PS3 was 100% out the question - they were still going for far more than I could hope to afford, and even if I was handed the money and went and bought the console, I couldn't afford any games for it. It would just be a really expensive decorative item. But then my younger sister managed to land one
of those elusive Saturday jobs, and splashed out on a PlayStation with her first pay packet (I was earning £30 every fortnight). It was revolutionary. I remember it like it was the biggest event of my life (and to be fair at that point it came largely secondary to ASs and Uni applications), my sister called me while I was out and gave me the news. Immediately I stormed into the nearest CeX and picked up the first game I saw - just to check out the system. I didn't know at that time that I had started what was going to be the most enjoyable gameplay experience I have yet to encounter, and as I handed over the £10 note (regrettably I had to forego the Subway I had planned for later as a result) and received my copy of Dead Island back, I felt sound in the knowledge I was jumping on the up-to-date gaming bandwagon.

Funny, gory, and just all round fun to engage in, Dead Island quickly became the only game played on the PS3. My sister had Skyrim and GTA for it but rarely got a word in edge ways in terms of the ownership of her PlayStation. Weapon modifications, the sometimes stunning visuals (you have to remember my gaming largely consisted of £1.50 PS2 games prior to my PS3 revolution), and the constant zombie-bashing opportunities meant I was totally hooked on the game. It was the game that I waited impatiently for my parents to go to bed for, so that I could turn to my sister, give her a look and we would both silently celebrate that it was finally time to play (Mum was not a fan of the bludgeoning, slicing, and electrocuting that had become a large part of my life). It was the game I played with my then-boyfriend for hours, becoming more and more frustrated with his (in my mind) poor technique, and then even angrier when he defeated the 'Thug' zombie in the garage that had managed to outwit me many times before. 

There were a few choice words from my sister when Uni came around and I asked if I could take the PS3. It was a long shot, and I ended up leaving for Exeter with no games console to call my own apart from a £20 PS2 that I bought as a commiseration (and the damn thing didn't work). 

The next chapter in my Dead Island story comes after I was (again) in CeX over the Christmas holidays. Looking at the PS3 section wistfully once more (as was tradition), I see a guy standing in the queue holding a PS3. Something could happen here, and something beautiful did happen. The guy saw me looking at the consoles and asked me if I was looking to buy. Trying to contain my desperate need for some kind of console, I said I was and he told me how he was trying to sell - nowhere would take it because the controller was pretty busted. He offered it to me for £50. This is a guy in the street, trying to sell me not only a PS3 but also a story about how he's getting rid of all his stuff to move to Paris to be with his girlfriend (I was wary). We agreed at £35, I had no idea if it worked or not and he really wanted to shift this PS3 - I didn't dwell on his dubious story, I wanted that damn PS3. It was glorious, mostly because it worked. I had pulled off every dream I ever had since those lonely days of 2012 and gained a 120gb PS3 slim for £35 that worked as if it were brand new (and got a free Forrest Gump DVD that was still inside - bonus). It says a lot about a game though, when I say that the only reason I was still searching for a PS3 at that time was to play Dead Island again at uni. And I did. I finished Dead Island in my second term after having to restart it with uni mates after we holed up in my friends room which I dubbed 'The PlayStation Station'. Playing Dead Island all day, everyday for about 3 weeks, it was a race to finish the game before term ended for summer. We managed it with literally minutes to spare before one of us had to leave for home, after a very tense boss battle and a lot of screaming.

So when I was in Game looking for Dead Island Riptide on my 19th birthday, I was shocked when the employee asked why I wanted such a 'crap' game. I put him firmly in his place, admittedly to the embarrassment of my mother, and walked out the shop. I know Dead Island gets some stick - the trailer built up a lot more expectation for the storyline than was necessary for a game with little emphasis on story, but it's still my go-to game for an assured good time. It lends itself to casual, do a mission here, build a weapon there gameplay ideal for half hour sessions if you've got somewhere to be, but can be played for hours on end at the same time. Play for days and never be put in the same situation twice, even if you die and have to restart something. You're always moving forward in this game, the zombies stay dead even if you end up dead with them, meaning you are always progressing - something that keeps bringing me back to the island and its characters.

Dead Island 2 is PS4 only. This is a circular story because there is no way I can afford a PS4 right now. I might just have to start dropping hints at my sister or hang around CeX in a couple of years looking for a shifty guy moving to Paris. 

Funniest Gaming Videos on YouTube

The strong relationship between gaming and online video content has proved itself recently with Amazon's famous purchasing of streaming site Twitch. Watching others play video games brings a certain kind of entertainment that's hard to pin down, but stems from the inherently social roots of the pastime. A playthrough can be tense, frustrating (watching a player get to the third chapter of story mode without knowing how to change weapons can make or break a person), but the best clips are watched by millions because they are funny. Tobygames and Pewdiepie create hilarious content that is shared across the internet every time they pick up a controller, but sometimes the real humour doesn't come from these twenty minute sections of gameplay, but from those who have taken games, glitches, characters and scenarios, made it their own and uploaded it for the rest of the world to have a two minute giggle at. So, here are some of my favourite YouTube gaming videos that will never fail to make me laugh.

 

 

Laddergoat

 

 

It’s often the simplest things that really hit the hilarity hardest, in this case what starts out as a personal attack on a goat turns into one of the most absurdly funny glitches I have encountered so far. As the goat makes his escape and slowly begins to rise up the ladder, it’s not difficult to see why the player breaks down. What ensues is 4 minutes of infectious laughter, repeatedly subsiding only for the player to catch a glimpse of the goat and collapse once more into fits of eye-watering roars, exclaiming “oh you, ladder goat, you so random”. I think we can all use a little more laddergoat in our lives.

 

What Slender Man Does Behind Your Back

 

 

If you need something to get rid of the pervading fear Slender Man places on your everyday life, then here it is (or it just might make it worse). For some reason, we fear this misunderstood, bop-loving tall guy in a suit, here we see him in an off moment. Slender’s 30 second dance party was created by FloboFilms and provides some comic relief for one of the most psychologically challenging characters to grace the PC scene.

 

Real Life Mario Kart

Taking to the streets, Remi Gaillard breaks down that fourth wall of gaming and throws some bananas at vans. Dressing as Mario and revving the engine of a fairly unstable looking kart, he pulls away from traffic lights, dodges some traffic, takes a pit-stop to fill up and takes first place in front of a clapping group of tourists. Possibly the best bit of footage however, is a pulled over Mario making an escape from an Accident Response van in his tiny kart.

 

Pacman Ghosts Discuss TV

 

 

I never thought about the ins and outs of their TV-watching, I know now that that was a mistake.

Dead Trigger 2 Review

Dead Trigger 2 was released in October of last year and is now proudly displayed in the App Store 'Zombie' section. I say proudly because, even though I've only had a handle of good, long sessions with it, I can safely say it is one of my favourite games I have played on iOS. And it's free. 

I'm fairly new to the game, but my first impressions are that this is an iOS classic. It's fun and easy to dip in and out of but if you have the time you can easily lose a good few hours running the battery down on whatever device you choose - I've tried it on iPod but a bigger screen allows for less claustrophobic gameplay, but as a zombie game perhaps that's a bonus to iPod and iPhone play. 

Employing a first person shooting stance governed by two primary controls: move around with left and look around with right, the game is set around a series of search and rescue / fix this very important commodity missions with various in game rewards. From the map screen, select your mission (be it a side mission you encountered before, a new mission to progress, or a challenge of the day type battle), using your hideout as an hq of weaponry, health, and gold mining. The missions get heart-racingly challenging, especially playing on iPad - turning round after defeating a horde of pumpkin headed zombies (celebrating the game's Halloween-ish birthday) only to find one gnawing on your shoulder has sent my iPad flying after desperate attempts to shoot. 

The controls fit the iOS design - simply move to look at your enemy, line up the crosshair, and the trigger pull comes naturally. By this I mean the game shoots automatically. This kind of frustrated me at first - I couldn't line up the perfect headshot without already shooting the guy half a dozen times. But it's an easy way to get the look and feel of movement on a console game on an iOS device that requires a simpler set of controls, and it makes the game slightly easier, so you feel like a boss. 

The story-line isn't that developed - the main basis is that you have been dropped into a zombie apocalypse, saved, and taken to a safety base by a woman you met in a tunnel. After that, it's more the completion of missions set in an impressively large set of locations, the simple controls, and the thirst for zombie blood that will keep bringing you back to Dead Trigger 2. 

Why I'm Loving #screenshotsaturday

Is there really a better way to convey the tone, genre, style, and overall sense of a game than through the good old screenshot? I don't think so, and this is why I am a lover of all things frozen in time and put on the internet. This is perhaps why i'm loving the #screenshotsaturday trend that's been going around in the blur between my Saturday and Sunday. I've spent hours browsing the exciting images of thousands of different games, each one presenting its own individual presentation of its own unique entertainment.

There's a distinct sense of pride that the screenshot conveys. For all the effort put into the game, especially when its independently developed (see my earlier post), it's relieving to understand that indie developers make this effort because of their love of entertainment and pride in their end product. Such pride is beautifully demonstrated in this shared display space of the internet. Developers posting screenshots of their works are not only trying to advertise their product, they're sharing with the world their own pride in the work they have undertaken.

Of all the ways the internet has changed the world, this space to share and the camaraderie that comes from it is perhaps the most important to me. With the recent gamergate epidemic, it's refreshing to see the internet's anonymity and freedom being utilised to breed positivity. I think it's too easy to fall into dwelling too much on the presence online trolls. Evidence of social networking, Twitter in particular, being used to exhibit a confident pride in a project and then being received by others sharing that pride, providing feedback and posting their own projects illustrates one of the greatest powers of the internet - bringing individuals around the world together based on common interests.

And I think screenshots themselves deserve some attention. They capture the essence of a game that could be hours long to provide the viewer with a wealth of information from just a glance. I think you can really get the feel of a game from an atmospheric shot of action, and they are composed (whether intended to or not) as art pieces.

I don't believe that pride is a bad thing. The fact that these developers are sharing their work with the world in such a public way shows their care, personal investment, dedication, and enthusiasm for their endeavours. Trolls are just the people who don't have anything worth showing off.